Oscar Mania! Your Own Facebook Madlib For The 2013 Academy Awards!
Here at The Autumning Empire we just love The Oscars – and we know we’re not alone! The stars, the styles, the suspense, and the bulimia: all converge upon a magical night in which the hopes and dreams of a chosen few are fulfilled by Oscar’s magic wand, whilst the remaining losers are forced to grind their sparkling teeth into the grimace of good sportsmanship as they choke back the bitter vitriol of humiliating public defeat. So if you’re like us (and we know you are!) you can’t wait for January 10 when this year’s nominees will be announced. And if you’re exactly like us, you’ll want to head right on over to Facebook, Twitter, Bebo, Flickr, MySpace or Friendster the minute those nominees are announced so you can tell the waiting world exactly what you think about them!
But you’d better be ready, and you’d better act fast. When it comes to social media, the buzz of the day is the blink of an eye. That’s why we at The Autumning Empire have provided you with our very own Oscar Madlib Facebook Post! Who knows? You might have something else to do on January 10. Like work. But with The Autuming Empire’s help, real life’s inconveniences become minor obstacles to be overcome with a flick and a click to your keyboard. So read, copy, and fill in the blanks so that your social media posting can make you…a winner!
My Personal Oscar Facebook Posting
Interjection! I can’t verb it! Number between 5 and 29 Oscar nominations! Way to go name of overrated, uplifting box office behemoth with just enough intellectual stimulation to make educated bourgeois audience members feel like their time was well spent and that everyone knew was going to get nominated! This is definitely established director who takes just enough risks, but not too many ‘s best! Of course, it’ll have adjective noun from other overrated box office behemoth ! I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely keeping my body part s verb ending in “ed” !
And hey! Way to go European person with grey hair for getting a shot at Best Supporting trained performing animal you might see in a circus . I’ve been verb ending in “ing” gender specific pronoun for years!
I have one complaint and one complaint only: why’d they nominate Russell Crowe ? Oh well, I guess if anyone deserves an
obscure form of medieval punishment , it’s him. One thing’s for sure, come February 24, I’ll be sitting down with my group of people you secretly detest and watching the 85th Annual ceremony program that arbitrarily confers awards upon film using no coherent standards or criteria ! Ok, Oscar! Let the countdown begin!
December 30, 2012
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